Knock Knock!

Some Knock Knock jokes i found from Wikipedia... hahahahaha

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door?
(Aren't you going to open the door?)

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say "banana" again?
(Aren't you glad I didn't say "banana" again?)

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Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock knock
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Olive!
"Olive who?"
Olive you!

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Grape jokes! HAHAHAHAHA: A Grape joke is a specific type of question - answer joke. The listener is not expected to provide the answer, but to ask for it to be provided by the teller of the joke.

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Q: What's purple and goes up and down?
A: A grape in an elevator.

Q: What's purple and flies?
A: Super-Grape!

Q: What's purple and vies for world domination?
A: Alexander the Grape.