Teach Me To Be Pretty
By Erica

I don't know what's pretty
Or what's in it that makes us do
I don't know how's pretty
How bout putting some nasty make-up
And parading behind the bars in zoo

I think I may know what's pretty
Pretty ugly I must say
There's a prerequisite for lookin' good
Filthy and boisterous and flirty around
That black lump in your heart is pay

Pretty bitchy, pretty snappy
Pretty creepy, pretty crappy
Pretty pretty pretty pretty
Ain't that how most of you are
I think you all should be called Chimpy

Like monkeys that see that monkeys do
Pretty backside scratching
And so do many think its pretty cool
What's the point of dolling pretty
A mean old joke on mindless quacklings

So teach me to be pretty
But do I do I do I do want to be
Pretty smooth with guys, skin, and talk
But all ugliness smothered rotten inside you
Do I really want to be that type of pretty

I say not, but maybe I do.